梅西远射+助攻，阿根廷2-0墨西哥绝地逢生！

brokkoli(维京球迷): *的，还是我自己来吧——梅西 (Fuck it, I'll do it myself -Messi)

NeitherAlexNorAlice(尤文图斯球迷): 当你背负整支阿根廷队，连硬拉都不用做就能拥有一个坚实的背部。(Who needs deadlifts when the entire Argentinian squad relies on your back.)

注:硬拉，力量举三大项之一，锻炼背部和腿部的黄金动作。

AJ7123(未知主队球迷): 梅西赛后还是检查一下背部吧。(Messi has to get his back checked after this match.)

UnPhayzable(未知主队球迷): 世界杯后梅西就成施瓦辛格了。(Hes gonna be looking like Arnold by the end of the world cup.)

Firstolympicring(墨西哥普马斯球迷): 看到他在接球前在我们球门前得到那么大空间，我就知道完犊子了。你不能给他那么大空间。(Knew we were fucked as soon as a saw him with that much space facing the goal before the Di Maria pass . You simply can't give him that much freedom.)

RunnyRose(巴西球迷): 死亡，交税，梅西凯瑞阿根廷队。(Death, taxes, Messi carrying Argentina.)

siva_pc(意大利球迷): “传给梅西”毕竟不是个很烂的战术。('Pass to Messi' isn't a bad tactic after all.)

sahyl97(巴萨球迷): 很可能是最有效的战术。(Probably the most effective tactic.)

t_mac1(巴萨球迷): 如果阿根廷每场比赛都能找到梅西给他80次以上的触球机会，他们就能赢世界杯冠军。(if Arg can find Messi and give him 80+ touches a match, they will win the WC.)

nhatthongg(未知主队球迷): 他只需要一点点空间，还有0.5秒时间，天才。(All he needed were a tiny bit of space and 0.5 seconds. Genius.)

HurricaneHugo(墨西哥球迷) @nhatthongg (未知主队球迷): 我也是。(Just like me.)

nhatthongg: 深表同情。(My condolences)

Jaimalaugenou(梅斯球迷): 害得是他啊。(Had to be him.)

UnderpantsGnomezz(利物浦球迷): 换别人可能就搞砸了。